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Hopkins Failure Test 霍普金斯废物测试

You will be filling out this survey and this page would compute how failure your life is at Hopkins.

你將填写本问卷，用於评估你的霍普金斯生活有多废物。

Your Name:你的名字:

Academically學術上

• You have a full 4.0 GPA.你的绩点是4.0滿績。

• You have published a paper. 你已经发表了论文。

• You have achieved A+ in multiple classes.你在多节课拿到了A+。

• You have at least two majors.你有至少两个专业。

• You have never changed your course plan due to time conflict or class capacity. 你从未因时间冲突或课满更改课程计划。

Socially 社交上

• You have never studied at the library until after 2am.你從沒在图书馆学习到半夜两点以后。

• You dined with friends for more than 10 times in the last semester.你在过去一學期和朋友共同吃饭超過10次。

• You have not made any friends only from the library.你未曾交到了只在图书馆的朋友。

• You work out regularly or play in a sport team.你经常运动或在校体育队。

• You have been traveling to places other than your home during break.你在假期曾旅游前往不是回家。

Emotionally 感情上

• You have not cried in the last semester.你在過去一个学期不曾哭泣。

• You maintain a healthy sleep schedule.你有一个健康的睡眠日程。

• You have a significant other that is not imaginary. 你有一個不是幻想中的ta。

• You feel energetic and powerful every day.你每天都活力四射。

• You do not have secrets that are veiled from anyone else.你沒有見不得人的小秘密。

Explorative 探索上

• You have taken courses that would not contribute to your graduation.你上過不为毕业需要的课程。

• You have explored the steam tunnel.你下過蒸汽管道。

• You have wandered around campus for nothing.你曾漫步校園。

• You never had day being only in room, library, and dining.你沒有一天只在房间、图书馆、吃饭活過。

• You have created some sort of art on campus.你在校园中创建了一些艺术。